Ive fully embarrassed myself twice in two days at work today..and its only 10:45. Sometimes, there are those weeks that start out with you sleeping in til 9am and being 2 hours late for work. Its these weeks that should be ended as soon as they start. They should not be allowed to continue on like every other week. They should be take outside, lined up against the wall, and shot without any last words. These are the weeks where you should be given a free pass. But instead, you are tied to your desk, getting your heels stuck in grates, you forget your gym socks at home, eating low-fat crackers for dinner and getting punched in the stomach. (Getting punched in the stomach is a metaphor but we wont go into that now.)
Basically, this week can probably replace the tv show Reba as the worst thing to happen to mankind.
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