Top Ten reasons why SF rocks.

Im pretty sure Im the only one who reads this but it gives me some sort of satisfaction that someone out there as much of a internet creeper as I am may read this and think Im funny. let me just start by saying the Muni operator yesterday was one of the best yet. This woman was NOT afraid to use her speakerphone and when people were rushing to get on and blocking the doors she would say "if you dont hurry up i will put this train into non service and EVERYONE will have to get off. Im not kidding. Hurry up." Omg, funniest thing ever.
The Muni itself may be the most interesting thing Ive ever experienced. Now I usually just read my books and ignore everyone until my stop but for the first month or so I would just people watch. Wondering where they were going, what kind of a person they were, if they liked hawaiian or cheese pizza. Are these people happy with their lives? Does this guy go home every night to a wife and kids and dog? Is this lady having an affair with her local Starbucks barista? Its not that my imagination is so active that I make up this stuff, its the fact that anything is possible and to be able to be around sooo many people everyday, I begin to wonder if all those movies and tv shows have some truth to them and people really have weird, fucked up lives like Hollywood wants us to believe.

Thank god I dont have to drive to work.

Top Ten Reasons Why I Love SF:
10. You can get Thai food, pizza or chinese at anytime of the night.
9. Ive always wanted to be a local in a city where the locals hate tourists.
8. The Ratio of starbucks to dogs is nearly 1:1.
7. Theres a municipal code that states you cannot use dead bodies for commercialization purposes unless the corpse in question is over 100.
6. Theres a starbucks directly below me.
5. I never have to wear shorts again.
4. the homeless couple that sits in the same spot everyday and says good morning to every person that walks by.
3. theres more than just Macaroni Grill thats considered fine dining in the city.
2. hippies.
1. the bars actually have more than just UOP students at them.